I recently came across a scenario on social media that shocked me because of the sheer amount of bad information being shared regarding retirement and children.

The individual in question had $1.5 million in invested assets and annual expenses between $50,000 and $60,000. They owned a $350,000 home with a $300,000 mortgage, but they were house-hacking to the point of living rent-free. Using the 4% rule, their $1.5 million portfolio yields $60,000 a year—a perfect match for their budget.
Currently, this person is single and childless, but they mentioned the possibility of having kids in the distant future. That one comment opened a massive can of worms. Suddenly, the thread was flooded with people complaining about how expensive children are. I get it; kids are an expense. But truthfully, they don’t have to be that expensive.
First, if you are FIREd (Financial Independence, Retire Early), you don’t need paid childcare. That alone saves roughly $1,500 a month during the early years. Beyond the savings, it means getting to spend invaluable time building a solid relationship with your children.
Second, while college is a major milestone, a little planning goes a long way. Investing $20,000 into a 529 plan at birth—assuming a 10% return—grows to approximately $111,000 by the time they hit age 18. While $20,000 is a Chunk of change, it is a drop in the bucket for someone with a $1.5 million net worth.
Most other “mandatory” expenses people cited—food, sports, dance lessons, instruments, and cars—usually total less than $10,000 a year. If that $1.5 million portfolio returns an average of 10%, it generates $150,000 in gains annually. Of course, because of sequence of return risk, you shouldn’t base your entire lifestyle on those peak returns, but an extra $10,000 a year for a child isn’t going to blow up a retirement plan.
Lastly, this individual was open to returning to work if they hit a “bad draw” in the market. That level of flexibility is everything. Returning to a part-time role for a few years would ensure the plan doesn’t just survive, but thrives.
In her book Parent Like a Millionaire, Kristy Shen calculated that her additional expenses for her child totaled only $4,000 a year—a stark contrast to the federal government’s estimate of $18,000.
The lesson here is more about the parents than the kids: if you have an inflated lifestyle, your kids will likely have one, too. So, to that random person on social media: Please, retire. Kids don’t have to be a financial burden. The overwhelming probability is that you’ll have twice as much money in ten years as you do today.









